SchlegelRock

Once upon a time there was a fair maiden who had a brand new Pilot.  She loved her Pilot so much.  She used to have a van, which she also loved, that had a handy little tissue dispenser that hung from the passenger side seat.  This tissue dispenser did not fit in the Pilot.  She despaired and thought, “What will I do that I may have tissue in my new car?”  Alas, one day the thought came to her that she should just throw the tissue box in the center console.  It might not look very pretty, but you never know when you will need a tissue.

The next day the gorgeous maiden and her super fabulous son were driving back from Safeway when the little one cried out in agony, “Mommy, open my door!”  ”I can’t open your door,” said the majorly hot maiden, “I’m driving.”  ”There’s a booger on my finger!” said the sweet, helpless little boy.  Our dear heroine reached into the center console and handed her spectacular child a much needed tissue.

The smart, intuitive maiden recognized the beauty of following the prompting of the day before and vowed to always (well, as much as possible) follow the promptings she receives in the future.  The day and the car were saved.  

And there was much rejoicing!

Now I know what you’re thinking and no, I’m not drunk.  Yes, I am on drugs, but only the ones my Dr. gave me.  I know I’m not over here much and I thought you might be feeling neglected so I thought I’d share a story with you.  It’s hard work trying to get a blog off the ground so I’ve been spending most of my time over at Blog the Day Away.  Please forgive me and know that I’m tying to find more things to write about.  Thanks for hanging in there with me.  I really do love blogging.  I’ve just got to find some balance between my two blogging loves.

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